
Crigg
Jeremic
The brains of the operation. Whatever rumor you heard about him is probably true.

Neck
Rainey
My friend Nick. I taught him how to tre flip true story. The videos would not be what they are without him. He owes everybody money

zap
Lietzau
This is my bro Zach. He's the gangly giant of the group. We call him long tan and handsome. I once took a nap in his shoe. True story.

evil
Sam
Tyler Sam is a lot like a pineapple. Very tough and scary on the outside but once you cut him open and suck his juices you realize he's the sweetest guy to ever live.

ominous
Presence
Austin Anderson ⏃⎍⌇⏁⟟⋏ ⏃⋏⎅⟒⍀⌇⍜⋏ ⌇☊⏃⍀⟒⌇ ⏁⊑⟒ ⊑⟒⌰⌰ ⍜⎍⏁ ⍜⎎ ⋔⍜⌇⏁ ⌿⟒⍜⌿⌰⟒ ⏁⏚⊑. ⟟ ⌰⍜⎐⟒ ⊑⟟⋔

nate
Compost
My bro Nate Campau learned how to skateboard faster than Nick Rainey spends his paycheck. Truly an anomoly. He will be very rich one day and we will all mooch off of him.

Keiran
Murphy
Keiran Murphy doesn't even want to be here but he can't escape. He has 2 brothers: Soren and Flyen. I value his opinion more than I should.

Mike
D
Known around town as the Ypsilanti pickpocket. Mike D is to the Hart manny pad what Rick and Morty is to smoke shops.

nick
Joshua
Nicholas Mascarella. Truly the cream of the crop. Salt of the earth. Jorp would not exist without him. I have seen him eat paint on multiple occasions.

tactical
TJ
Buy it. Sell it. Flip it. Re buy it for more than you sold it for. Sell it at a loss. This is the method. Thomas Keiser will help us conquer the world with this method.